Bad Touch Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AmSweat baby sweat baby Csex is a Texas drought

 Me and you Gdo the kind of stuff that only Fprince would sing about

 So put your Amhands down my pants and I'll Cbet you'll feel nuts

 Yes I'm GSiskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're Fgetting two thumbs up

 You've had eAmnough of two-hand touch you want it Crough you're out of bounds

 I want you Gsmothered want you covered like my Fwaffle house hashbrowns

 Come quicker than fedAmex never reach an apex like coca-cola Cstock you are inclined

 To make me Grise an hour early just like Fdaylight savings time

Do it now

AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals

 So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now)

AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals

 So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)

AmLove the kind you clean up Cwith a mop and bucket

 Like the Glost catacombs of Egypt only FGod knows where we stuck it

 HieroAmglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be Cdown in your south seas

 But I got this Gnotion that the motion of your ocean means small Fcraft advisory

 So if I capsAmize on your thighs high tide, b5 you Csunk my battleship

 Please turn me Gon I'm mister coffee with an Fautomatic drip

 So show me Amyours I'll show you mine tool time you'll CLovett just like Lyle

 And then well Gdo it doggy style so we can Gboth watch x-files

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