Happy Holidays, You Bastard Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Key: B

Chords used:

Verse 1

 It's Christmas BEve and I've

 only wrapped F♯two fucking presents

 Christmas BEve and I've only

 wrapped F♯two fucking presents

 And I G♯mhate hate hate your guts

 I Ehate hate hate your guts

 And BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your dad will suck me off

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your mom will touch my cock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Ejaculate into a sock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

 I'll never F♯talk to you again

Verse 2

 It's Labor Bday and my Grandpa

 just ate F♯seven fucking hotdogs

 Labor Bday and my grandpa

 just ate F♯seven fucking hotdogs

 And he G♯mshit shit shits his pants

 He's Ealways fucking

shitting his pants

 And BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your dad will suck me off

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your mom will touch my cock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Ejaculate into a sock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

 I'll never F♯talk to you aBgainB