Standard (EADGBE)

Oh boy

 where have I put my keys?

I've looked in my pocket

behind the newspaper

 and underneath the remote control

 and I cannot find where I put it again

Oh boy

I cannot find my keys

I'm far too late

The door is open now

a taxi is waiting there

A phone keeps ringing

I am definitely not going to

pick it up

'Cause

when I grow up

I'm gonna get those fancy keyrings

that you whistle at

and they whistle right back

at you