The Warmest Room Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

A

  A sus

A

  A sus

A rainy afternoon

A

  A sus

A

  A sus

Spent in the warmest room

 SEhe lay before me and said

D A Asus4 A

  A sus

"Yes it's true that I have seen some naked men"

As she made for the door

Leaving me on the floor

I wish I'd done biology

For an urge within me wanted to do it then

Chorus

 AEnd here she comes again

 ADnd I'm sitting on my hands

 AAnd she sings to me that siren song

 HEere she comes again aDnd I'm biting my lip

A

  A sus

 BAut it Asus4won't be long

As Brother Barry said as he married Marion

The wife has three great attributes, Intelligence, a Swiss Army

knife and charm

But that's not enough some times

And she did speak her mind

And told them all that she believed

The only way to disarm is to disarm

Bridge

 IBm know people whose IdeaF♯m of fun

 IDs throwing stonAes in the riveDr in the afAternoon sun

 OBmh let me be as fF♯mree as them

 DEon't let her pass this way again

Instrumental, play chords to the verses

Though you cannot be blamed, but I've become inflamed

With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power

thoughts of love and thoughts of Chairman Mao

We have such little time at your place or mine

I can't wait till we take our blood tests

Oh baby, let's take our blood tests now

Chorus again, then

A

  A sus

A

  A sus

  E It wAon't be long

Admittedly, what Uncle Bill says in concert is different. He tends

to substitute "hairy" for "naked" in verse one and "drugs tests" for

"blood tests" during gigs, as William judiciously notes.