Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Well I E walked up to the bar
Laid down my Platinum Card
And I order 50 longnecks for my new B friends
Well, the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and E then A
This E blonde slid up to me
And said, "that was awful sweet"
Then I saw her boyfriend
E7 Wide as he was A tall
Well, he broke up our hug
With a E six-foot-five-inch shove
And I B found myself slammed up, against a E wall
Why does A everybody want to kick my E ass
I'm just A tryin' to have a little fun
For B all the ones who can't
And just be A cause I kiss the prettiest girls
And I E drive my truck to A fast
Why does A everybody B want to kick my E ass
Well, I've E never been the kind
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get a B long
I throw parties all the time
And they're always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the E dawn A
Well my E style of stress relief
Sometimes, disturbs the peace
The police show up, cut E7 doughnuts in my A yard
And while the Zepplin's playin' loud
They run E off my party crowd
They B cuff my wrists and throw me down, so E hard
Repeat Chorus
Steel guitar solo
Lead guitar solo
And just be A cause I kiss the prettiest girls
And I E drive my truck to A fast
Why does A everybody B want
It seems like A everybody B wants
Why does A everybody B want to kick my E ass