Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

  Well I E walked up to the bar

Laid down my Platinum Card

And I order 50 longnecks for my new B friends

Well, the barmaid passed them out

And before we chugged them down

I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and E then A

This E blonde slid up to me

And said, "that was awful sweet"

Then I saw her boyfriend

E7 Wide as he was A tall

Well, he broke up our hug

With a E six-foot-five-inch shove

And I B found myself slammed up, against a E wall

Why does A everybody want to kick my E ass

I'm just A tryin' to have a little fun

For B all the ones who can't

And just be A cause I kiss the prettiest girls

And I E drive my truck to A fast

Why does A everybody B want to kick my E ass

Well, I've E never been the kind

To walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get a B long

I throw parties all the time

And they're always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the E dawn A

Well my E style of stress relief

Sometimes, disturbs the peace

The police show up, cut E7 doughnuts in my A yard

And while the Zepplin's playin' loud

They run E off my party crowd

They B cuff my wrists and throw me down, so E hard

Repeat Chorus

Steel guitar solo

Lead guitar solo

And just be A cause I kiss the prettiest girls

And I E drive my truck to A fast

Why does A everybody B want

It seems like A everybody B wants

Why does A everybody B want to kick my E ass