Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better

I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater

When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter

Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater

Verse 2

I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster

 I tried to keep up but it was a disaster

One more move and I'm gonna be the master

 So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster

Verse 3

I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more

And when it's not fresh from the local store

There's a little town in Labrador

 Where she sells seashells by the shoe store

Verse 4

I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker

Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker

 And on the guitar he could be a little slicker

 But Jimmy always said I was a good flatpicker

Instrumental

Verse 5

- (Only played live, not on the album version)

I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better

I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater

When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter

Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater

 [End on ]