Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater
When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater
Verse 2
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster
I tried to keep up but it was a disaster
One more move and I'm gonna be the master
So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster
Verse 3
I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more
And when it's not fresh from the local store
There's a little town in Labrador
Where she sells seashells by the shoe store
Verse 4
I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker
Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker
And on the guitar he could be a little slicker
But Jimmy always said I was a good flatpicker
Instrumental
Verse 5
- (Only played live, not on the album version)
I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater
When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater
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