Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
There's no such thing
As a harmless joke
There's no such thing
As a gentle toke
There's no such thing
As panamas jet? (can't make word out here)
Chorus
Who's got the crack
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Verse 2
I goat
In a moat
With a boat
Chorus
whos got the crack
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Verse 3
I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You've got the crack
You've got the crack
Chorus
whos got the crack
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Verse 4
I wanna be a hippy
But I've forgotten how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I don't wanna be wreckless
But I'd rather be wreckless than rockless
Put your mamma in a headlock
Chorus
whos got the crack
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Not you