Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

There's no such thing

As a harmless joke

There's no such thing

As a gentle toke

There's no such thing

As panamas jet? (can't make word out here)

Chorus

 Who's got the crack

Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Verse 2

 I goat

In a moat

With a boat

Chorus

whos got the crack

Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Verse 3

I like it when

My hair is poofy

I like it when

 You slip me a roofy

I like it when

You've got the crack

You've got the crack

Chorus

whos got the crack

Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Verse 4

I wanna be a hippy

But I've forgotten how to love

It's hard to be a garbage man

When a sailor stole my glove

I don't wanna be wreckless

But I'd rather be wreckless than rockless

Put your mamma in a headlock

Chorus

whos got the crack

Who - o - oes got the crack x 4

Not you