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 we are the pirates who don't do anything

 we just stay at home, and lie around

 and if you ask us, to do anything

 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 well I've never been to Greenland

 and I've never been to Denver

 and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul

 and I've never been to Moscow

 and I've never been to Tampa

 and I've never been to Boston in the fall

 we are the pirates who don't do anything

 we just stay at home, and lie around

 and if you ask us, to do anything

 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 and I've never hoist the main sail

 and I've never swabbed the poop deck

 and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all

 and I've never walked the gang plank

 and I've never owned a parrot.

 and I've never been to Boston in the fall

 we are the pirates who don't do anything

 we just stay at home, and lie around

 and if you ask us, to do anything

 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 I've never plucked a rooster

 and I am not too good at ping-pong

 and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

 and I've never kissed a chipmunk,

 and I've never gotten head lice

 and I have never been to Boston in the fall

 and I've never licked a spark-plug

 and I've never sniffed a stink bug

 and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

 and I've never bathed in yogurt

 and I don't look good in leggings

 and I've never been to Boston in the fall

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