Pinch And Roll Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CEveryday when GI get in my carC

GIt's a Honda, you know

CI sit on down bGut I don't get too Cfar

GYou wanna know why?

C'Cuz I've gotta reach downG

 And scratch an itcCh G

CIn an area, an area

GThat's so sensitive C G

So I do a

(Chorus)

CPinch and Roll (x2)

GEverybody do a

CPinch and Roll (x2)

GIf you're itchy do a

CPinch and Roll (x2)

GWe don't scratch, we do a

CPinch and Roll (x2)

GEverybody do the pinch and role

(Verse Chords)

So if you've got a problem

You know what to do

Whether you're watching TV

Or sniffing airplane glue

Which we don't do

Now the girls don't know

But us guys we all know

How to do a little dance

We call the Pinch and Roll

And we do the

(Chorus)

(Untranslatable nonsense

A sorry attempt at toasting)

(Complete jabber in a Terrible Jamaican accent)

Pick it up(x6)

(Verse Chords)

Now if you've got a rash

Or a minor glitch

Stick your hands on down

And give yourself a big pinch

Then you roll it around

Around and round it goes

But after you're done

Make sure you know where it goes

Not in your nose

(chorus)