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My funny Valentine, sweet, comic Valentine,

you make me smile with my heart.

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable,

yet you're my favorite work of art.

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 Is your figure less than Greek?

 Is your mouth a little weak?

 When you open it to speak, are you smart?

 But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me,

Stay, little Valentine, stay..

Each day is Valentine's day.

(ORCHESTRAL INTERLUDE:)

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 Is your figure less than Greek?

 Is your mouth a little weak?

 When you open it to speak, are you smart?

 But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me,

Stay, little Valentine, stay..

Each day is Valentine's day.

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.