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 The greatest magicians have something to learn

From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

Presto!

And we all say:

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

 A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

 A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

 He is quiet, he is small, he is black

 From his ears to the tip of his tail

 He can creep through the tiniest crack

 He can walk on the narrowest rail

 He can pick any card from a pack

 He is equally cunning with dice

 He is always decieving you into believing

 That he's only hunting for mice

 He can play any trick with a cork

 Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

 If you look for a knife or a fork

 And you think it is merely misplaced

 You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!

 But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!

And we all say:

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

 A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

 A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

 His manner is vague and aloof

 You would think there was nobody shyer

 But his voice has been heard on the roof

 When he was curled up by the fire

 And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

 When he was about on the roof

 (At least we all heard that somebody purred)

 Which is incontestable proof

 Of his singular magical powers

 And I've known the family to call

 Him in from the garden for hours

 When he was asleep in the hall

 And not long ago this phenomenal cat

 Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!

And we all say:

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

 A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

 A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

Ladies and gentlemen

I give you the marvelous

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Presto!