Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

 I don't care who you've been sleeping with these days

 You're outta my hair

 It's growing just above my smiling face that I wear

 Every night I drink myself to sleep

 Not thinking about you

 Not thinking about anything at all

Verse

 I don't care who you've been dining with these days

 It's more than fair

 Much rather be drinking anyways

 With my friend Peter

 Who lives so fucking far away

 Yet not as far as you

 Even though you live right down my fucking street

Chorus

 And I'm tired of sleeping with myself

 I'm tired, all these drinks and drugs no longer help

 I'm tired of lying about not thinking of you

 Maybe my friend Peter can tell me what to do

 I don't care who you've been kissing on these days

 It's out of my hands

 and in my mouth with such a pleasant taste

 I need a beer to wash it all away without a trace

 And then I'll drink 23 more

 To wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face

Chorus

 And I'm tired of sleeping with myself

 I'm tired, all these drinks and drugs no longer help

 I'm tired of lying about not thinking of you

 Maybe my friend Peter can tell me what to do