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 And I'd like to build a giant machine

 That crushes the mountains and burns all the trees

 And pees in the desert and dries up the seas

 And melts all the ice caps and makes nature bleed

 Because I want nature to suffer

 And I want nature to cry

 And I want nature to spit in my mouth

 And I want nature to die

 And I want to be a big ball of meat

 That bees can buzz around and eat

 And feast on my liver and rot out my teeth

 And chew on my eyeballs until I'm deceased

 Because I deserve displeasure

 And I really want to cry

 And I think you should spit in my face

 Because I am a werewolf