Standard (EADGBE)

 This patch is pumping poison in my pours

 I can't take that much more

 What a poor way to live

 And I don't wanna lose my voice when I'm on tour

 I'd like to live a little more

 and have a little more to give

Chorus

 And smoking is like hiring a hit man

 for five dollars a day

 and as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way

(Just continue as before.)

I'm shaking like a junkie

and I'm shivering like a crackhead

I've gotta get this fucking monkey off my back

And I just need to remember

that I can't afford to be a big spender

and this is tobacco and not crack

and smoking is like hiring a hit man

for five dollars a day

and as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way

as cool as that is, I don't wanna keep dying this way