Standard (EADGBE)

I am white and I've got everything I need.

No one clutches their purse when they're in a room alone with me

 and I can drive through any neighborhood I please

 at any hour and the police don't do a thing.

 So if I see a penny on the ground,

I leave it alone or fucking flip it.

I'm a straight white male in America.

 I've got all the luck I need.

I'm a guy getting paid more than a girl with a degree

and I can walk down the street at night and no one wants to rape me.

And I can get a girl pregnant and just as easily flee.

 Just like my straight, white male dad did to me.

 So if I see a penny on the ground,

I leave it alone or fucking flip it.

 I'm a straight white male in America.

 I've got all the luck I need.

I've got a pile of broken mirrors and I'm walking under ladders

 and I'll spill a ton of salt because to me that doesn't matter.

Cus my skin and my gender and my orientation

 are the best things to have when you live in this nation.

I recommend it highly.

 So if I see a penny on the ground,

 I leave it alone or fucking flip it.

 I'm a straight white male in America.

 I've got all the luck I need.

 Shit's gonna work out for me.

 I'm a straight white male in America.

 I've got all the luck I need.