Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl with no legs

Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away

There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch with no faith

Now you'll never be sad again

Loving you are the two best things

 in a world that's skipping town

Reaching blind into the deepest mouth

 in the brownest place around

(back to verse)

There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips

So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite

Genital outlaws in a positive way

And an everything bagel too

Getting strangled by the junkie priest

 as the boys get stoned in school

there's a knock at your door and your parents come in

 they thought you were a different girl

(back to verse)

So if you're alone when your parents aren't home

And no one can see your incestous tree

No need to contain what the sparrows can say

Now you'll never be sad again