Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

He's the brat with the sterilized pitchfork

 He's the singer of the Beachwood Sparks

 He's a dreamy kind of cheesy companion piece

 Who wants to show me where the healing starts

Beauty is evil

 Immaculate evil, don't you think? ...

 But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion

Stumbling in the neon groves

Ladies flock to the overnight discos

 Slamming vodka tonic down their throats

 While their older brothers company publicist

 Is sliding off his momma's pantyhose

Beauty is evil

 Immaculate evil, don't you think? ...

 But I'm mopping up stains from a blood transfusion

Stumbling in the neon groves

 Oh the pleasures of the morning are simple

 But the treasures are the sweetest I've known

 Oh I'm just so excited to look through my new eyes

The needles are covered with snow

So take me down to the winterland bombshell factory

You can hear the mermaids groan

 On the double breasted coconut seashell

 Half wrecked bus to Yankee Stadium

Beauty is evil

 I like to be evil, can't you see? ...

 But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion

Stumbling in the neon groves