Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

hard to be a girl

 so nice to be a boy

in my room at night

not a pretty sight

here's an empty kiss

marching to the rhythm of the payroll

i can be a good boy too

just let me out of the stable

sausages and eggs

and hot and sour soup

thank me for your time

cause i can be as bad as you

hard to be a girl

that's what the oracle told me

i don't care what she says

i assume it's best to be lonely