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Intro

She's my baby, she's my love

Pixie Queen of Bible Club

Seen her round the fountain sipping cokes

Crafting brand new Polish jokes

And I can't explain why my accent changed

I guess there's still some hope to score some dope

 She needs to be changed inside

She's my waitress, she's the boss

Lips and teeth of scented cloths

Pencil in the dentist, clean the crops

Have you seen my soda pop?

There was a Polish priest

Who thought that he could please me

He got me so whacked down, I nearly lost my house

 Cause nobody needs me, yeah