Standard (EADGBE)

YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK

 YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK

 YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER

  [G/f#]

YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK

 AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK

 YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE

Chorus

 IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND

 IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN

  [G/f#]

LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT

 IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND

 [G/f#]

NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE

  [G/f#]

WATCHIN COLOMBO

EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

 JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO

REPEAT CHORUS

Instrumental

[G/f#]

 SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS

 WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS

 SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS

 MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE

  [G/f#]

AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU

 YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO

REPEAT CHORUS

IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND