Capo 8th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

e-7

b-5

d-0

g-5

a-5

E-0

Religious Songs by Withered Hand:

 Intro and la's:

Lalalalalala etc

I don't really know what I should do

 Like should I be passing this bread along to you

And I don't really know what the wine was for

Cos if it's Jesus' blood wouldn't there be more?

Knocking on Kevin's front door

I'm singing religious songs

 getting the words wrong

 My hair's getting too long

 for this congregation

Religious songs

 getting the words wrong

 My hairs getting too long And they say

How did he really expect to be happy

 When he listens to death metal bands

lalalala etc

IF there's murder in heaven then you're disinclined to share

You stole my heart and stole your underwear

You say religion is bullshit it's all about metaphor

Well if I need a fence to sit on I'll sit on your sit on yours

Dreaming of Babylon's whores

I'm singing religious songs

getting the words wrong

My hair's getting too long

for this congregation

Religious songs

getting the words wrong

My hairs getting too long

And they say

How did he really expect to be happy

When he listens to death metal bands

Lalalalala etc

I knew you so long I ran out of cool things to say

I still run into friends that we both had yesterday

And they ask me how I am I lie say that I'm doing fine

They still manage to tell me on an easy-lay holiday

But that's ok remember you thought I was gay

Chorus 2

Well I beat myself off when I sleep on your futon

Walk in the rain with my second-hand suit on

Beat myself off when I sleep on your futon

I walk in the rain and I'm thinking

If I happen to die tonight in my sleep

I'll have cum and not blood on my hands

Lalalalala etc