Standard (EADGBE)

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So I dip this pen in arsenic

I write a song for every president

that wont ever get shot in the face

And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives

Head down to the court house

with one chord I level the place

But hasn't anybody learned

don't ever trust a man who plays guitar

The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying

 to you or me about what I believe

Intro

And if I die then let my gravestone read

 [pause]

rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance

If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line

they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab

[pause]

Hasn't anybody learned

the last to make the moves are the first to say the words

the day I rob a banks the first day of my life

 as an honest man, an honest man

The day I rob a banks the first day of my life

 As an honest man, an honest man

[tap guitar]

The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank

Is the day I finally get what I deserve

End on C