Standard (EADGBE)

What there was left of us

 Was all covered in dust and thick skin

 A half eaten apple

Or the whole Sistine Chapel

 Painted on the head of a pin

 A life long love's worth

Gone up in a smurk

 And you didn't even see her waltz in

 Now this love is a ghost

Having played host

 To the most unoriginal sin

 At the wedding we smiled

 While some devil played wild violin

Soon after the chapel

She offered me that apple

 One bite and I was gone with the wind

 And you needed no proof

Cause the whole naked truth

 Was wearing only an infidel's grin

 And a proud schoolboy's boast

Of having left his post

 For the most unoriginal sin

 INSTRUMENTAL //// x2

 Now the jukebox is humming

 All the venial shortcomings of men

 Lord I found me this drink

That can finally sink

 All the skills that I've been wallowing in

 Buddy once you get started

Once true love's departed

 You do it over and over again

 So tonight I will toast

Just whoever comes close

 To the most unoriginal sin.