Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 I'm patient of this plan

 as humble as I can

 I'll wait another day

 before I turn away

 but know this much is true

 no matter what I do

 offend in every way

 I don't know what to say

Break

 I'm coming through the door

 but they're expecting more

 of an interesting man

 sometimes I think I can

 but how much can I fake

 I'll speak until I break

 with every word I say

 offend in every way

Break

 You tell me to relax

 and listen to these facts

 that everyone's my friend

 and will be till the end

 but know this much is true

 no matter what I do

 no matter what I say

 offend in every way

Break