Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GOh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass

 And there's no Dway you're gonna slow it Emdown

 You say we Cgotta treasure each Gmoment

 Who knows how Dlong we're gonna be aBround

 Yeah you Ckeep on telling me Glife is short

 And it's Bhard to disagree with what you Csay

 But if Gtime is so precious, why ya Dwasting mine

 Cause I'm Calways reading, Always deleting

CEvery useless piece of garbage that you Dsend my way

 Every Gstupid hoax

 All those Dcorny jokes

 Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

 Well I dGon't need tons of cringe inDducing puns

 Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

 No it Emisn't ok if you Bmbrighten my day

 With some Ccut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark Dpoetry

 And I dGidn't request a persoDnality test

 Stop fCorwarding D- that crap to me

GAhhhDhhhhChhhhDhh...

DYou're sending Gvirus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments

 to Devery single person you Emknow

 You're Cpassing round a link to Gsome dumb thing on YouTube

 That Deverybody else already Bsaw three years ago

 And Cwacky badly PGhotoshopped billboards

 were Bnever that amusing to Cme

 And I Gjust can't believe you beDlieve those urban legends

 But I Chave high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes

CAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing Dconstantly

 No I Gdon't want a bowl of Chicken DSoup for the Soul

 Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

 Send more Gtop 10 lists and I'll Dslash my wrists

 Please stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

 Well I'm Emsorry I can't accept your Bmparanoid rant

 And I don't Cwant the Neiman Marcus cookie Drecipe

 Won't you Gkindly refrain, cause it's Dhurting my brain

 Stop Cforwarding... that crap to me

AmLike glittery hearts and unicorns and Dpictures of somebody's cat

 Now tell meAm in what alternate reality would I Dcare about something like that?

 And by the way your Emquotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin

 Mr. BmRogers never fought the Viet Cong

 And Bill CGates is never gonna give me something for nothing

 And I Ahighly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me

AIf I don't pass your letter along...

AWell now I Gknow you're wishing

 I'll Dsign your petition

 But stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

 And I don't want to Gread your series

 Of conDspiracy theories

 Just stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

 And your Emtwo million loser friends

 All Bmhave my address now

 Cause you Cnever figured out the way to DBCC

 Now I gGotta insist

 Take meEm off of your list

 Stop fCorwarding-D- that crap to meG

GStop forwarding that crap to me G G F♯

EmStop forwarding that crap to me Em Em D

CStop forwarding that Dcrap to me

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