Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Yeah... A used

pig bath__robe A rare ... mint snowglobe

A smurf TV Tray I bought on e_____Bay

Verse 1

 My house ... is filled with this crap

 Shows up in- bubble wrap

 Most every day

 What I bought on eBay

Chorus

 Tell me why (I need another pet rock)

 Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)

 Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

They had it on eBay

Verse 2

 I'll buy (buy, buy,)... your knick-knack

 Just check ... my feedback

 "A++!" they all say

 They love me on eBay

Chorus

 Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)

 Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)

 From some guy I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

Bridge

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

 With two seconds left to go, whoa

 Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya

 As long as I've got the dough

Chorus

(no chords in song!)

 I'll buy ... your tchotchkes

 Sell me ... your watch, please

 I'm highest bidder now

| From now all chords are one step higher, you can try playing the previous

Verse 3

 (Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail

From that worldwide garage sale

(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray

 Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay

CHORUS #2:

 Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)

 Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)

 Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)

Found it on eBay

CHORUS #2:

 Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)

 (Pez dispensers and a toaster)

 Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away

 I'll buy on eBay

Outro