Standard (EADGBE)

3x

 I went home with a waitress,

 the way I always do

How was I to know?

2x

She was with the Russians too

 I was gambling in Havana,

 I took a little risk

 Send lawyers, guns, and money,

 and get me out of this

2x

 I m the innocent bystander,

 but somehow I got stuck

 Between a rock and a hard place,

 and I m down on my luck

 Yes, I m down on my luck,

 yes, I m down on my luck

 I'm hiding in Honduras,

 I'm a desperate man

 Send lawyers, guns, and money,

 the shit has hit the fan

3x alright,

 Send lawyers, guns, and money, huh

 Send lawyers, guns, and money, huh

 Send lawyers, guns, and money, hey

 Send lawyers, guns, and money, oh