Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
(Main riff for each line)
They made me drive the damn ship for a five-year tour
I never got a medal and I never got to score
I never saw a piece of the action I got so goddamn bored
I chased the fuckin captain with a motherfuckin sword
Im Sulu
Well I dont like the Klingons, I got no love for Romulans
And everybody thinks of me as their little yellow friend (Hes different!)
Well someday Ill make captain and everyone will bend
And just like Kirk does a miniskirt Ill fuck you in the end
Im Sulu, Im Sulu, alright!
Chorus
(Heavy palm mute)
C5---A#5---F5-----
Su---lu
Ill take this ship and Ill take its crew
Su---lu
Well dont sit down cause I aint through
Su---lu
Are you ready to warp are you ready to screw?
Su---lu
Cause youll be the one that I beam into
Bridge
Baby I aint seen it all but this is what I know
The captains are the lucky ones who get the green skin hos
Just once Id like to go and write my own episode
Never mind, Id rather grind on my own fuckin show
C5----A#5----
Verse 2
(Main riff for each line)
Well I work for the captain and I work for Mr. Spock
But one day Ill bend em over and show em how I dock
And if they dont like it they can just get out and walk
While I go on to man the con and teach Star Fleet how to rock
(repeat Bridge)
(Repeat Chorus)
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