Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

(Main riff for each line)

They made me drive the damn ship for a five-year tour

I never got a medal and I never got to score

I never saw a piece of the action I got so goddamn bored

I chased the fuckin’ captain with a motherfuckin’ sword

I’m Sulu

Well I don’t like the Klingons, I got no love for Romulans

And everybody thinks of me as their little yellow friend (He’s different!)

Well someday I’ll make captain and everyone will bend

And just like Kirk does a miniskirt I’ll fuck you in the end

I’m Sulu, I’m Sulu, alright!

Chorus

(Heavy palm mute)

C5---A#5---F5-----

Su---lu

I’ll take this ship and I’ll take its crew

Su---lu

Well don’t sit down cause I ain’t through

Su---lu

Are you ready to warp are you ready to screw?

Su---lu

Cause you’ll be the one that I beam into

Bridge

Baby I ain’t seen it all but this is what I know

The captains are the lucky ones who get the green skin hos

Just once I’d like to go and write my own episode

Never mind, I’d rather grind on my own fuckin’ show

C5----A#5----

Verse 2

(Main riff for each line)

Well I work for the captain and I work for Mr. Spock

But one day I’ll bend ‘em over and show ‘em how I dock

And if they don’t like it they can just get out and walk

While I go on to man the con and teach Star Fleet how to rock

(repeat Bridge)

(Repeat Chorus)

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