Standard (EADGBE)

Intro is

 Crossed your path and I followed your face

 It was hard to believe it was hard to trace

 Mmm, I saw you today, Seems like I see you everyday

 But there's somethin' I figured out about you oo oo oo oo oo yeah

 You're so ugly. I'm tellin' you straight

 You're so ugly. Don't make the mistake

 Cause you're ugly and you can bet it on the bank

 Say why, why, why would I lie to you why would I lie why would I lie

 Cause you're ugly all the time

 You're ugly and you ain't no friend of mine

 Cause you're ugly and you can bet it on the bank

 Say why why why would I lie to you why would I lie why would I lie

 second verse same chords as first verse

With a smile or a frown I'm so tired of you being around

Engaged in some sexual acts

But I'm just gonna have to tell you the facts

What could this be about

Well here's a clue

second chorus same as first

You're so ugly I'm telling you straight

So ugly don't make the mistake

I'm telling you that

I say why why, why would I lie to you...