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i wish that you would move to the sun

 cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air

 and we know that can't be done.

i wish that you would cheat with someone

 cause you're like diggin' holes in water

 and we know that can't be done

bravery and stupidity go hand in hand

 i guess that makes me the bravest man

 i was quick to learn but slow to understand

 well, what can you do

 my theories are borrowed from somewhere else

 and i never had too many to talk about

 but you were real quick, you were quick to point out

 well, that was borrowed too

*I added in Bm even though it really isn't necessary in here but it goes

along and helps with transitioning to the F#m so it's your choice if you'd

like to add it in.

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i wish that you would move to the sun

cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air

and we know that can't be done

i wish that you would cheat with someone

cause you're like diggin' holes in water

and we know that can't be done

bravery and stupidity go hand in hand

and i guess that makes me the bravest man

i was quick to learn but slow to understand

well, what can you do

rhetoric and smalltalk are marching on

and i probably am the biggest pawn

cause i was quick to talk and the first to carry on

well, what can you do

you need a permit if you're gonna build shit

and you can't get one so nothing gets built

and your house is standing on a foot and a half of silt

i wish that you would move to the sun

cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air

and we know that can't be done

i wish that you would cheat with someone

cause you're like diggin' holes in water

and we know that can't be done

rhetoric and smalltalk are marching on

and i probably am the biggest pawn

cause i was quick to talk and the first to carry on

well, what can you do