Naked Chef Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GMy girlfriend don’t love me A♯no more C F

GIm trying my best A♯but she Cwants more F

 She says, why A♯can’t you be like that guy on TV, C

 Who calls A♯himself naked but wears a skivvy.F

GI decided to make her someA♯ food, C F

GSo I stood at the stove in tA♯he nudeC F

 But then I found outA♯, why hes not tackle out C

 Why hes not in the A♯buff, while hes cooking his stuCff

FI discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!

 IGm trying so hard tCo impress her D

 But in theG kitchen im making a Cmess-a D

 My pastGas a huge diFsaster Em

 SheGs not in a hurry Fto eat my currEmy,

 And my soup Dspelt backwards is poos

 ICve got a new recipe G

 And Amaybe if he uses it she’ll love me

GOh postie, pClease delFiver,

GMy sandwich to JCamie OliverF

 It woGuld be the best gift I could gFive her Em

DIf my sultana sandwich made it on the naGked chef

G A♯ C F

 I can just Gsee him A♯now on his shCow F

 BetweGen washing his A♯car and ridinCg his moped F

 In his beaA♯utiful flat, and his tCrendy speech impediment

 Does he Dever have time to cook?

G A♯ C F

(mocking Jamie’s voice)

Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.

It’s a sultana sandwich, ya know, it’s a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird

Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,

Im young old people don’t really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.

GOh postie, pClease delFiver,

GMy sandwich to JCamie OliverF

 It woGuld be the best gift I could gFive her Em

DIf my sultana sandwich made it on the naGked chef

 GirFls get Jamie Oliver,

G (keep on quickly strumming) and….stop. hahaha

And we get two fat ladies

With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing.

it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.