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[C7#9]
I think that [C7#9]I wanna try getting [C7#9]work with the guy,
Who makes the [C7#9]plastic television [C7#9]sets for Ikea.
I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
So they can put them on show.
[C7#9]
[G7I think they [C7#9]must cost a lot, they look [C7#9]real and they're not,
They're only [C7#9]fake and they put them on the [C7#9]shelves at Ikea.
I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
So when the customers go, [C7#9]
[C7#9]And wonder what the stuff would look like at home,
It's all set up so they know!
I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques.
I could branch out on a sideline,
And make plastic food that you can't eat.
And plastic trees, but my first love is TVs.
T T T V V Vs, T T T V V Vs T T T TVs.
You feel so [C7#9]good, they don't think there's a [C7#9]lot that's at stake
I'd serve the [C7#9]world by making plastic [C7#9]stuff for Ikea.
I, I, Ikea... Scod just fucked up...
The stuff that isn't for sale.
[C7#9]
You feel so [C7#9]good, so at ease,
There's no [C7#9]crime or disease,
My plastic [C7#9]stuff would make the custo[C7#9]mers feel happier.
Hap-hap-happier, hap-hap-happier.
Plastic world at Ikea.
Plastic world, plastic world, plastic world!
There's no electrical problems...
There's no problems...
... with a plastic CD player.
You can't hurt your back...
And you can't hurt your back...
... carrying a hollow fridge.
You'll never see a single murder,
There's no violence on the blank screen of the telly.
Plastic printers don't use paper, not a single tree is [C7#9]killed.
My plastic [C7#9]television...
I think that I wanna try,
My plastic television...
[C7#9]Getting work with the guy,
My plastic television...
[C7#9]Who makes the plastic
television sets for [C7#9]Ikea.