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C7#9 = X3234X

[C7#9]

I think that [C7#9]I wanna try getting [C7#9]work with the guy,

 Who makes the [C7#9]plastic television [C7#9]sets for Ikea.

I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...

So they can put them on show.

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 [G7I think they [C7#9]must cost a lot, they look [C7#9]real and they're not,

 They're only [C7#9]fake and they put them on the [C7#9]shelves at Ikea.

I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...

 So when the customers go, [C7#9]

 [C7#9]And wonder what the stuff would look like at home,

 It's all set up so they know!

I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques.

I could branch out on a sideline,

 And make plastic food that you can't eat.

 And plastic trees, but my first love is TVs.

T T T V V Vs, T T T V V Vs T T T TVs.

You feel so [C7#9]good, they don't think there's a [C7#9]lot that's at stake

 I'd serve the [C7#9]world by making plastic [C7#9]stuff for Ikea.

I, I, Ikea... Scod just fucked up...

The stuff that isn't for sale.

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You feel so [C7#9]good, so at ease,

 There's no [C7#9]crime or disease,

 My plastic [C7#9]stuff would make the custo[C7#9]mers feel happier.

Hap-hap-happier, hap-hap-happier.

 Plastic world at Ikea.

Plastic world, plastic world, plastic world!

 There's no electrical problems...

There's no problems...

 ... with a plastic CD player.

You can't hurt your back...

 And you can't hurt your back...

 ... carrying a hollow fridge.

 You'll never see a single murder,

 There's no violence on the blank screen of the telly.

 Plastic printers don't use paper, not a single tree is [C7#9]killed.

My plastic [C7#9]television...

 I think that I wanna try,

My plastic television...

 [C7#9]Getting work with the guy,

My plastic television...

[C7#9]Who makes the plastic

television sets for [C7#9]Ikea.