A Shandy To Far Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C A♯ A G

CTable for A♯one,

AmPreferably Gout of the sun,

FSomewChere whGere it's quiet.

CAnd a coffee A♯too,

AmBetter make it Gblack right through,

FI'mC feeling Gfairly shite.

AmI donG't thinCk I have enough class,

 To handle Edrinking from a Fglass,

 Get me F♯water in a Gpla stic cup.

 G C& S: A♯ I weCnt a shandy too far,

 I woke up Ein the bed of,

FSomeone F♯who I just Gnever thought I'd do.

 I know, I Cwent a A♯shandy too Cfar,

 I wonder Ewhere I left my Fcar?

 A Gshandy too Cfar. G

Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...

CComfortable A♯bed...

G & S: (Comfortable bed...)

AmShame about the Gpain in my head.

FWheCre'd I leave my shoes?

 G & GS: (Well, they're just over there...)

CWelA♯l, they're over there,

AmG & S: (Over there...)

 Underneath my Gunderwear,

 And FwheCre'd I geGt this bruise?

AmI can hear her Gcome down the Chall,

 And bang her EhFead against the wall,

 And wish she F♯didn't have...

 ... apGpalling luck.

 She Cwent a A♯shandy too Cfar,

 I woke up Ein the bed of,

FSomeone F♯who I just Gnever thought I'd do.

 I know I Cwent a A♯shandy too Cfar,

 I wonder Ewhere I left my Fcar?

 A Gshandy too Amfar.

ETake my Amadvice, in a A♯crisis,

 Catch a Ftaxi, catch a F♯bus.

 But if there's Gone thing you should never do is trust yourself,

 'CCause therA♯e's a caveman inside,

AmYour braiGn's just cominFg along for the ride,

 You'd Gthink I'd Clearn. G

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)

CI don't know it A♯all,

AmWhen it will be Gsafe to call.

 We FuF♯sed to be quite friendly,

 But Gthis could be the end.

 Because we Cwent...

Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.

(Shandy, shandy too far...)

Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,

Bring back G

Someone who I never thought I'd do.

 I know I Cwent a A♯shandy too Cfar,

 I wonder Ewhere I left my Fcar?

 A Gshandy too Cfar. G

(They all start shouting at once)

COoooo-wa, A♯ooooo-wa, Amoooh, Whoaoh

GOoooo-wa, Foooh,

GShandy too Cfar.

 NeveGr happened to me personally, of course.

COoooo-wa, A♯ooooo-wa, Amoooh,

Is Mum in the audience again?!

GOoooo-wa, Foooh,

GShandy too Cfar. G

COoooo-wa, A♯ooooo-wa, Amoooh,

GOoooo-wa, Foooh,

GShandy too Cfar... G

Scod: Shandy too far...

Gatesy: Shandy too far.

COoooo-wa, A♯ooooo-wa, Amoooh,

How much money?

GOoooo-wa, Foooh,

GShandy too...

Scod: Shandy too...

Shandy too...

 ... Cfar_ooooooooh C