Standard (EADGBE)

 Get up Jimmy Newman the morning is come

 The engine's are rumbling the coffee's all brewed

 Get up Jimmy Newman there's work to be done

 And why do you lie there still sleeping

 There's a waiting line forming to use the latrine

 And the sun is just opening the sky

 The breakfast they're serving just has to be seen

 And you've only to open your eyes

 Get up Jimmy Newman my radio's on

 The news is all bad but it's good for a laugh

 The tent flap is loose and the peg must be gone

 Why do you lie there still sleeping

 The night nurse is gone and the sexy one's here

 And she tells us such beautiful lies

 Her uniform's tight on her marvellous rear

 And you've only to open your eyes

 Get up Jimmy Newman you're missing the fun

 We're loading the plane Jim it's time to go home

 It's over for us there's no more to be done

 And why do you lie there still sleeping

 It's stateside for us Jim the folks may not know

 We'll let it be such a surprise

 They're loading us next Jim we're ready to go

 And you've only to open your eyes

 Get up Jimmy Newman they won't take my word

 I said you sleep hard but they're shaking their heads

 Get up Jimmy Newman and show them you heard

 Jimmy just show them you're sleeping

 A joke is a joke but there's nothing to gain

 Jim I'd slap you but I'm too weak to rise

 Get up damn it Jimmy you're missing the plane

 And you've only to open your eyes