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 Folks in Florida cast their votes

 As all good citizens do

 In West Palm Beach, the ballots read

 'To vote for One, punch Two

 And once you've punched it, punch it again,

 And give it another good push

 You thought you voted for Gore, surprise!!

 You cast your ballot for Bush.'

 In Florida the sun is shining

 It's early bird dining

 And early to bed

 The Republicans said: “Stop the counting”

 Gore's total is mounting

 Let's quit while we're ahead

 Katherine Harris hit the switch

 Saying, 'This vote's certified

 Off the Democrats went to court

 Like hell the Republicans cried

 A hundred million votes were cast

 Including yours and mine

 But in the end the only ones

 That counted numbered nine

 The boys and girls in black robes met

 And held a tug of war

 And when they cast their votes at last

 Bush won it, 5 to 4

 Five judges selected the president

 Five judges had their way

 And I expect they'll all retire

 To Florida some day