Fat Children Chords

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AmDo not feed douGghnuts to your obeFse children Em

AmYou will regrGet it when they’rFe in their teens Em

AmMaccas might shut Gthem up now that tFhey’re seven Em

 But thFey won’t forgive you, when

EmThey’re getting picked last for PE Am

Bm7Don’t you see?

AmBoombalata motherfucker

D9Have you noticed that your kids are fatDm?

AmWhat are you going to do about that? D7

AmWhat are you going to do?

AmSo you telling me that your family D7

AmHas a history of obesiD7ty

 You got a polycyAmstic ovary D7

AmIt’s just the way that God made meD7

AmIt’s unlikely, D7statistically

 To be a physiAmcal thing

 But either way D7it don’t explain why you

 Are in the cue Amat Burger King

 You can blameAm it on biologyD7

 You can blameAm your physiology D7

 You can pointAm to genealogy D7

 And your sociAmal anthropology D7

 You can say yoAmu are an ectomorph D7

 That you just Amcan’t get the kilos off D7

 Well you can be what Bm7you wanna be

 But stop feeding that boy KFC E7

 He weFighs 40 kilos and he’s only three

 He loBm7oks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti E7

FSwitching to Diet Coke is not the way Cback

GBoombalata kiddie-stuffer

 Your kidD’s a fat, have you noticed that?

AmAnd you oughta be ashFamed G

 For you only Amhave yourself to bFlame. G

 Your 5 yeFar old princess in her size 14 tutu C

GOnly eats pizza like that bDecause you do E7

 Will be dead Cof a heart attack

 BeforGe your grandchildren are ten C G

 PerhaCps you’ll consider

 A cuGt-back on extra fries then C G

AmBoombalata kiddie-stuffer

D9Have you noticed that your kids are fatDm?

AmWhat are you going to do about that? D7

AmWhat are you going to do?

AmSo you telling me that your family D7

AmHas a history of obesiD7ty

 You got a polycyAmstic ovary D7

AmIt’s just the way that God made meD7

AmBut – and in youD7r case

 There’s a reasoAmnably big butt D7

 Do you thinkAm it’s an appropriate treat D7

 The all-you-can-eat at PizAmza Hut? D7

 There’s no excuseAm you silly goose D7

 For a chiAmld with a cabooD7se

 Like a mooAmse who’s eaten too much mousse D7

 It’s tAmantamount to child abuse D7

 Kick them off theAm fucking couch D7

 UnplAmug the PlaystatiD7on

 Send them down toAm the park D7

 If they don’t wanna Amgo, make ’em D7

AmTell them they have to jog D7

 Until their jogAmging shorts fit’emD7

 If they heAmsitate, ask firmlD7y

 If they stiAmll resist, hit’em

 Is tFhis what you want for your little girl aCnd guy?

 These chipGs off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of Dyour eye?

FSix packs of kit cats are not the wayC back

GBoombalata Kiddie-Stuffer

 Your kidsD are fat, did ya notice that?

AmAnd you, you ought to be ashameFd G

AmFor you have only got yourself to blaFme G

 Your 6 yFear old miniature Jabba the HuCt

 Eating halGf melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut D

 He'll be deadC of an aneurysm

 BeforGe his own children ism ten C G

 PerhaCps you’ll consider

 A cuGt-back on Taco Bell then C G

 PerhCaps you’ll consider

 A cuGt-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts C

 And Popcorn in bucket-siGzed boxes

 And micCrowave pizza or drive throughG McDonalds

 For weeCknightly dinners in front of theG TV

 And noteCs to the phys-ed instructor sGaying

 Timmy has asthma Cbut he really just gets short of brGeath

 Cos he’s 35 kilCos above the ideal weight G

 Of 35C kilos for a nine yGear old boy C