Standard (EADGBE)

He's been around the world

 And much of it was queer

He got a nasty little rash

 from a brothel in Tangiers.

A knife it missed his artery

 in a harem in Algiers

And from a whore in Rotterdam

he got Gonorrhoea.

Now he works the fairground,

 looks back on his career

And anyone who's interested

he shows his,

shows his,

souvenirs, souvenirs.

He lost a finger and an arm

to a grenadier

He lost an eye in Africa

to a bushman's spear.

He's been in wicked storms

on all the seven seas

He's had scurvy and the plague

and tropical disease.

Now he works the fairground,

 looks back on his career

And anyone who's interested

he shows his,

shows his,

souvenirs, souvenirs.