Standard (EADGBE)
Albino dwarfs & dancing bears
And midgets with full body hair
A man who has a fishes tail,
A girl whose body is a a snail
A man with the head of a bird,
A girl who shits bricks as turds
Siamese twins joined at the head,
A girl who though alive is dead
A man who bleeds through hands and eyes,
A girl who has a donkeys thighs
This Freakshow is the best in town
This Freakshow is the worst
Around.
A man who has no head or arms,
A girl a dog sexually charms
Animal eroticists,
The sailors leer at them all pissed
A fire eater burns his throat,
A jealous lover at him gloats
A contortionist tells a joke
While a Gorilla him does poke
A girl who bites off chickens heads,
They run around till they are dead
This Freakshow is the best in town
This Freakshow is the worst
Around.