Standard (EADGBE)

Sometimes I feel like bein' wispy and

once in a while I feel like bein' dry but we're

doomed and we're drowned by this feeling we surround so I

hope that I get old before I die

Chorus

ohhhhhhhhhhh

 It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope

 And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why

 And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt

 And I hope that I get old before I die

( Sound effects )

Verse 2

Clear off the kitchen table darling

For on the kitchen table i must Lie

I'm just tired for my wife just served the banquet of my life

And I hope that I get old before I die

Chorus

ohhhhhhhhhhh

 It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope

 And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why

 And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt

 And I hope that I get old before I die

( Sound effects )

Chorus

ohhhhhhhhhhh

 It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope

 And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why

 And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt

 And I hope that I get old before I die