Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Call out the undertaker

Call out the police

The counterfeit faker

Is coming after me

Yes I loved him like a brother

I loved him ambivalently

Chorus

 There's no way to measure

 The damage he has done

Counterfeit faker

Carries a grudge

Verse 2

Nervous, I walk through windows

I walked through plate glass doors

Silent, his presence haunts me

And waves me on some more

Chorus

Counterfeit faker

The damage has been done

Bridge

Ah, do some damage, son...

Outro

 The damage has been done

 The damage has been done

Counterfeit faker

Bring him on.