Standard (EADGBE)

Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.

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Intro

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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage

Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage

And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage

He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms

"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"

So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble

And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

 Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage

 He looked at the ground

 And he looked on the stage

 The lava was throwing

 And boiling inside the old Kage

As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him

He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions

He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore

No one respected him

They just rejected him

No one would represent Kage

Left on the streets of his dreams

Epic flute solo

 4x: *

 Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble

 They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane

 So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain

 To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain

 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"

 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade

 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"

 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!

Aaaah!

RAGE KAGE!

OH RAGE KAGE!

 There'd be magic inside that old name

 And you know,

 yes you know

 When you're going completely insane

 Oh Rage Kage!

 Oh Rage Kage!

 Oh the lion will roar once again

 And you know

 Yes you know

 When you're going completely insane

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.