Standard (EADGBE)

It's not your birthday

But all your friends and family are here

What's the occasion?

'Cause the motive seem unclear

Some are happy, some are shedding lots of tears

They're saying now

What they should have said for years

 We're doing this 'cause

 We're concerned about your health

 We're doing this to, save you from yourself

Welcome, to your intervention

We need some of your attention

You've got a problem we must mention

We're not gonna put you in detention

But we think you need, think you need

An intervention

We know all the paramedics on a first name basis

Don't you see how bloated

Your pretty face is

Time forgives, time eraces

Time will catch what the dragon chases

We will (?)mend(?) what we lost to the (?)meth(?)

 And we're sick of loving you to death

Welcome, to your intervention

We need some of your attention

You've got a problem we must mention

We're not gonna put you in detention

But we think you need, think you need

An intervention

(SPOKEN)

Tegan:(clears throat)

Margaret, S-Sara, Sara, Sara, Sara and I

Wanted to um write, write this letter

And we wanted to write this letter to you, to you

Because um well we,

We wanted to make sure we said everything.

Margaret:

Oh look who can read!

You know what, you know something?

I can read too!

You don't have to read me a, a letter, Teeegan!

Just to prove that you're better than me!

I'm not, you don't know me!

Sara, you don't know me!

You don't - (throws up)

I'm sorry, was that your jack-o lantern?

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry Tegan.

I'm sorry Sara.

I-Is there anything - you think I need help?

No more hugs 'til you give up drugs

 I know it sucks for once think about us

No more hugs 'til you give up drugs

 I know it sucks for once think about us

No more hugs 'til you give up drugs

 I know it sucks for once think about us

No more hugs 'til you give up drugs

 I know it sucks for once think about us

Welcome, to your intervention (oh, oh)

We need some of your attention

You've got a problem we must mention (oh, oh)

We're not gonna put you in detention

But we think you need, think you need

An intervention

Welcome, to your intervention (oh, oh)

We need some of your attention

You've got a problem we must mention (oh, oh)

We're not gonna put you in detention

But we think you need, think you need

An intervention