Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
Surprise surprise the boys are ho--me
My guardian angel's rung down my telepho-ne
The heat's on Mister can't you hear them scream
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
The curfew comes at the crack of night
The sad old wino aches to disipate the fright
A jet-jump jiver speeds past in his machine - but
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
A broken God from a rusty wor--ld
Sweetly mouth-touched an onyx gi--rl
His prison bars were very hard to clean but
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief
Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth
But all was lost when her mouth turned green
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
The Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid
Are all sad and rusty boy they don't have a gig--
Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)
Now - black is black and white is white
Some go to heaven and some get it light
my guard was a prude but his wicked screams
- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)