Standard (EADGBE)

(or )

(Ditt-dee dit da da-da)

Met a woman she's spouting prose

She's got luggage eyes and a roman nose

Her body is slung from side to side

Need a lift she said much obliged

I'm riding piggy-back

 Come to her shack woooh

We go inside the place is a mess

She said my name's the liquid poetess

 She unties her mouth and her buckskin dress

 She drinks from a bottle labeled tenderness

I'm in one hand in the other's a can Ohhh

She puts me in the can and smiles through the wall

I got the horror's cos I'm one inch tall

Next thing I know's a girl by my side

Dressed in a bayleaf she's trying to hide

 I asked her name she said Germaaaaine

Do the waba, do the one inch rock

I do the rock I do the one inch rock.

Do the waba, do the one inch rock

I do the rock I do the one inch rock.

Ohhhhh Do it do it do it do it - Ma-ma-ma Ma ma ma-ma Ma

Da da da Lee-da - dodo

Dow-dow deedee-li dow dow (Yes!)

Dow dow - deedee li dow dow da ha

Dow dow deedee di dow dum

Ohhhh- do it, do it, do it

Ever'body gotta do the one inch rock

 ( still ringing)

Doo-di-doo-di doo-dey doo dum dum