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Intro

Once I was younger than

 The youngest of fragile minds

 I ate the day with bad manners

 Then spit out the rind

 And mother, mother told me

 As I looked to the sky

Yes my mother told me, "my dear son,

 You're not the one"

I flew home when I was just 21

 Young enough to be the father of someone

 I've got a conch pissed with conch republic rum

My father by my side, teary-eyed, he said:

"Son, by God, what I could have done,

And you're just like me

 You can, really put 'em down

If I was in your place, I'd stay, have fun"

But I'm not the one

Now I'm sittin' here

 Haggling over sums

 Money made by someone else

 To me, it don't belong

I toss a smile to the mighty boss

He's my God

But I'm a bit backwards

 And I know he's just a fuckin' dog

And mother, mother told me,

As I looked to the sky

Yes my mother told me my dear son

 "You're not the one"

 "you're not the one"

 You're not the one"

 You're not the one"

Outro