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Out in the sticks out in the stickiness,

They're chasing round in stolen ice cream vans

They're sparking up with someone oh

 They're covering their jumpers in roses oh

 Where the pigs don't fly oh...

Out over there out in the sticky wire fire

Your royal stickiness your highness

I've heard there's someone saying "I do"

 And banging out an old piano tune

 Where the pigs don't fly I do

Where the pigs don't fly, I do

I do