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Intro

keyboard arranged for guitar): cheekily pinched from Aussie folk song 'Waltzing Matilda'!

Verse 1

First and last men walk this earth but only a few survive

 I'm the wizard of aus and I've got it all planned for my first nuclear device

 I don't really care about which way you vote cos my gerrymander works out fine

 I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove to Japan for a nuclear device

 nuclear device! (play: )

 nuclear device! (play: )

 nuclear device! (play: )

 If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate!

Verse 2

Brisbane men stay home at night cos I outlawed all of the vice

 I'm the wizard of aus and I've rolled the streets dreaming of a nuclear device

 If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own and sell Australia the rice

 nuclear device! (play: )

 nuclear device! (play: )

 nuclear device! (play: )

Middle 8 solo chords

 If I could get lucky and secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! (x3)

At an incredible rate! (x8)

Stay on F 'til fade