Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God Chords

Capo 1st fret

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Intro

B G

Verse 1

  YBooouuGuu wBatch me oGn your BT.V. G B G

  SBaaaGying thBat my jGob is eBasy G B G

  SBaaaGying BI am nGot athlBetic G B G

  YBooouuGuu thinBk my spGort's pathBetic G B G G7M9

E But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowlingB shoeGs

Interlude

B G

Verse 2

  SBoooooGoo I dBon't get aGll the lBadiesG B G

  ABaaannGnd my clBothes are frGom the 'B80s G B G

  BI'mmmGmmm knBown throughoGut the vBallies G B G G7M9

E As the prophet of the alleys

Chorus 1

A And as I rEoll the bCall I cAry, "Let me bEowl or lCet me dAie!"

  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling GAod

  The smell of rEesin gCets my hAigh, kiss those fEucking pCins goodbAye!

  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling, the Bowling... GBod G

Interlude

B G

Verse 3

  GBoooooGot a bBall that's smGooth and aBll blGack B G

  I kBeeeeeGep it Bin my lGucky bBall-sack G B G

  I gBeeeeeGet a fBeeling iGn my sBoul G B G G7M9

E As I finger every hole...

Chorus 2

A And as I rEoll the bCall I cAry, "Let me bEowl or lCet me dAie!"

  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling GAod

  The smell of rEesin gCets my hAigh, kiss those fEucking pCins goodbAye!

  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling, the Bowling...

Bridge

  NBot a single mGan will try to bBeat Almighty MGalachi

  ABll who challenge mGe are slain B- "Come on, fuckers, pGick a lane!"

  MBarshall Holman, GGary Dickens; gBet in line for yGour ass kickins'

  JBohn Petraglia, NGorm Duke; yBou're so lame it mGakes me puke

  WBho among the prGo-bowl sector dBares to don his wrGist protector?

  NBot that pussy, NGelson Burton; tBells me that his wrGist is hurtin'

  "HBey, Mark Roth and EGarl 'The Pearl', are you scBared to give the bGall a hurl?"

  How abBout 'Dicky' Weber and hGis son, Pete? I'll tBurn the motherfuckers to crGeam of wheat!

Chorus 3

A And as I rEoll the bCall I cAry, "Let me bEowl or lCet me dAie!"

  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling GAod

  The smell of rEesin gCets my hAigh, kiss those fEucking pCins goodbAye!

  I'm AlmEighty MCalachGi, the BDowling, the Bowling...

  The Bowling GAoooEoooCooooAoooEoooCd! YeAeeeEeeeCeaaaGaaah!D The Bowling.A.. God

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