Standard (EADGBE)

 Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

 They don't talk or act like you do

 Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

 No they sure don't look like you

Who, what, when, where and why everyday

 Identify every disease

 I drew a blank in my language and latin and spanish and greek

Thrown out, thrown out, so happy at first

 I danced 'til I wore out my shoes

 Now I'm in trouble, I know it, please let me back into school

Chorus

Back in the happy hunting ground

 Where all around are fair, fair game

I need the happy hunting ground

 'Cause all around it's not the same

How to say it, and not to offend

Well, you're still inside it's OK

As soon as a girl leaves the refuge, out go the reason they're great

Hips are spreading, and never a smile

They always demand that they drive

Well, I've got to get back inside there where at least they're alive

Chorus

Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

They can sort of dance like you do

Happy hunting ground, happy hunting ground

But they just can't last like you

Some are coming to learn how to read

Others to learn how to write

But I want a better selection it's larger but poorer outside

It's fair, fair game inside

It's fair, fair game inside etc.

Chorus

It's fair fair game inside etc.