Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Yea you know there's Oscar and he wheelchair bound

 and he's living off the state

He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands

 Where sex is on the slate

He asked this chick if she could help him out

 She said you know I oughta smack yer face

These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny

 but I just don't think we got the space

Chorus

 You gotta settle down

 You gotta think it out

 You gotta paint the scene

 I'm not made of stone

 Can't do it on my own

 Can't you see what I mean?

Verse

Yea he gotta a letter from a friend of his

who's living in Amsterdam

He's got this woman who comes around a couple times a month

it's a lady her names Ann

Yea she pops up and down once or twice a month

it's all part of some brand new government plan

She said she doesn't think of herself as a prostitute

She's more of a healer-yea that's Ann

Chorus

You gotta settle down

You gotta think it out

You gotta paint the scene

I'm not made of stone

Can't do it on my own

Can't you see what I mean?

Bridge

 And I'm sick and tired of this place

 it's driving me insane

 And I'll save all my money

 and get on that plane

 And I have to have the courage

 to determine what's out there for me

 And I said I could stay with him

 And since I'm very good friends of his

Intrusmental (over verse chords)

Verse

Yea you know there's Oscar and he's wheelchair bound

and he's living off the state

He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands

Where sex is on the slate

He asked this chick if she could help him out

She said you know I oughta smack yer face

These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny

but I just don't think we got the space

Chorus

You gotta settle down

You gotta think it out

You gotta paint the scene

I'm not made of stone

Can't do it on my own

Can't you see what I mean?

Bridge

And I'm sick and tired of this place

it's driving me insane

And I'll save all my money

and get on that plane

And I have to have the courage

to determine what's out there for me

And I said I could stay with him

And since I'm very good friends of his

I said I could stay with him

And since I'm very good friends of his

Outro

Hey Now!!

Hey Now!!

Hey Now!!

Hey Now!!

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